virusmnd:

pettydavis:

k1mkardashian:

thistickles:

k1mkardashian:

tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but i was just like “oh okay”

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

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does that person know they LITERALLY invented comedy??? do they really know????

Oh wow the original graces my dash finally bless

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queer-rear-of-the-year:

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alphaomegasin:

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About to Smash the fuck out of everyone and everything

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50shadesofkomaeda:

celticpyro:

doujinshi:

so this kid he used to bully me in middle school before i got tough, well this is kind of a funny story. so i sugar from time to time but my latest
sugar mommys house is so extra and i didnt bring my glasses but im going through the house because she told me to make myself at home and i see a family photo and im just like he looks really familiar but i cant make out shit. and so she and i start talking and shes like yeah i have a son your age actually and im just like wait… and she was like you’ll meet him later when we go to the car show, and im just like fuckin wait.. and we get to the car show and its me and her we’re holding hands being friendly and shes like and heres my son. and i shit u not this is the same dude who used to fucking bully me in middle school and he starts fucking crying because he didnt know his mom was lesbian and i was just like hey its been a while, but im getting fucked by your mom.

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fuckmountain2:

@funohtrixpointnever this is still so funny dude i lose it at wold hogs every time

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andillcallyoubymine:

fucknth0rns:

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Why was this recommended to me I hate it

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escapekit:

N A T U . R A E VIII

Italy-based photographer Gustav Willeit shares a series of stark landscape shots that provoke the sense of awe that man feels when faced with the greatness of nature.

noisephilia:

frogmp3:

hornycritical:

In case you haven’t been on Twitter lately the most recent discourse is that a vegan consoled a crying child and gave her money for ice cream, and another vegan made a callout because she didn’t tell the child to buy vegan ice cream.

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i lost it at this reply

the thread fucking rules

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sleepyspoonie:

im fucking sobbing about the shitty outdated animation software that my computer science professor makes us use

sometimes when you delete an object from the 3d model gallery, it will fuckin g turn and look at you judgementally

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LOOK

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dick–wagon:

sugarskooma:

dick–wagon:

Any and all fetishization or romanticizing of death is bad

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incorrect

This is the exception

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painfog:

hdjdjsjkk my mum works in retail and one of her coworkers is autistic & mostly doesnt talk unless he has to but yesterday he went out of his way to cross through the crowds of xmas shoppers and dodge a train of trolleys to go up to my mum, gesture to the crowds and say “michelle. i am losing the will to live”

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